February 12, 2018

Top Funny Shayari in Hindi - Best Hindi Funny Shayari


Chote Chotee Sapnee Hain Mere,
Chhotii Si Hai Aasha,
Poorii Duniya Parr Hukumatt Hoo
Meri Bas Itani Si Hai Abhilaasha.
Haseena Se Milen Najaren Toh
Atraikshan Ho Bhee Sakata Hai,
Chadhee Feevar Mohabbat Ka Toh
Action Ho Bhii Sakata Hai,
Haseenon Ko Musibbatt Tumm Samajh Kar
Door Hii Rehnaa,
Yee Angrejii Davaen Hain
Reaction Ho Bhii Sakataa Hai.
Chiraagon Mein Itnaa Noorr Naa Hotaa,
Too Tanhaa Dil Majaboorr Naa Hotaa,
Ham Aapsee Milnee Jaroor Aate,
Agar Aapaka Ghar Itana Doorr Naa Hotaa.
Yee Baarish Kaa Mausamm Bahutt Tadpaataa Hai,
Vo Bass Mujhe Hii Dil Se Chaahataa Hai,
Lekinn woo Milnee Aae Bhii To Kaisee…?
Usakee Paas Naa Renkot Hai Aurr Na Chhaataa Hai.
Taj Mahal Kyaa Cheej Haii…
Ham Is se Bhi Achhee Imaaratt Banavaa Dengee,
Shaahjahaan Nee Mumataazz Koo Murdaa Daphanaayaa Thaa,
Hum Tujhee Zindaa Hii Daphanaa Dengee.
Kahtee Hain Kii Pyaarr Ki Raahonn Pee
Chalanaa Aasaann Nahin,
Maine Bhii Kal Chal Ke Dekha Mujhe Too
Raastaa Theeek Hii Lagaa.
Ae Dost Viskii Ko Kafan Mein Baandh Laa,
Kabarr Mein Baith Karr Piyaa Karengee,
Inn Ladakiyoo See Milaa Haii Dhokhaa
Chudailonn See Seting Kiyaa Karengee.
Muskuraana Too Har Ladakii Kii Adaaa Haii
Joo Isee Pyaarr Samajhee Voo Sabsee Badaa Gadhaa Haii.
Uss Kee ‪Galee‬ See Gujaree Too Usakee ‪Rangolii‬ Bhii Dekhh Aae.
‪‎Gajab‬ Kii Banaatee Hain….
Hame Too Lagaa Tha Bass ‪‎Munh‬ Banaanaa Aataa Hogaaa.
Ek Bewafaa Ki Yaadd Mein Humm Kuch Khaass Hoo Gae…
Pahlee Hum Lotaa Thee Par Ab Gilaas Ho Gae.
Nakharee Aapakee Taubaa-Tauba
Gajabb Aapaka Stayl Haii,
Msg To Aap Kabhii Karatee Nahinn,
Bass Hallaa Machaa Rakhaa Haii Kii
Hamaaree Paass Bhi Mobile Hai.
Julphon Me Phoolon Ko Sajaa Kee Aayee,
Cheharee See Dupattaa Uthaa Kee Aayee,
Kisee Nee Poochha Aaj Badee Khubasoorat Lag Rahii Hai,
Hamanee Kahaa Shaayadd Aaj Nahaa Kee Aayee.
Hum Bhi Jaan-E-Man Teree Liye Taajamehal Banaayenge,
Arz Kiyaa Hai,
Ham Bhii Jaan-E-Mann Teree Liye Taajamehal Banaayengee,
Ek cup Subahh Pilaayengee Aurr Ekk Cup Shaamm Koo Pilaayengee.
Yee Mohabbatt Nahin, Usool-E-Vafaa Hai Aei Dost,
Ham Jaann To Dee Denge Jaann Ka Numbarr Nahin Dengee.
Umarr Kii Raah Mein Jajbaatt Badal Jaatee Hain,
waqtt Kii Aandhii Mein Haalaatt Badall Jaatee Hai,
Sochataa Hoonn Kaam Karr-Kar Kee Record Todd Doonn,
Kamabakht Sailary Dekhh Ke Khyaalaatt Badall Jaatee Hai.
Tumahra Saayaa Bann Karr umar bhar
Tumhaaraa Saathh Nibhaayengee,
Harr Ekk Kadamm Tumhaari Raahonn Koo
Phoolonn See Sajaayengee,
Agar Maut Nee Juda Kar Bhii Diya Hume Tumsee,
To Tumhaaree Khidakii Kee Saamane Vaalee Ped Parr,
Pret Bann Karr Ulate Latak Jaayengee.
Dil Doo Kisii Ekk Koo,
Voo Bhii Kisi Nekk Ko,
Jabb Takk Mill Naa Jae Koi,
Try Karte Rahoo Harr Ekk Koo.

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