March 1, 2018

50+ best funny shayari you will love to read


Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!
Koi najro se ishara kar leta hain,
Koi aankho se kuch kah deta hain,
Bada hi muskil ho jata h jawab dena,
Jab koi English me baat kar leta hai.
Na Need Aaye Raaton Ko,
Na Chaen Aaye Din Bhar,
Khuda Se Puchha Maine..
Kya Ye Pyar Ka Bukhaar Hai?
Khuda Ne Jawaab Diya..
Arre Nahi Garmi Mei Sabka Hi Aesa Haal Hai.
Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.
Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.
Ansoon tere nikle aur aankhein meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke aur dhadkane meri ho,
Khuda kare hamaari dosti itni gehri ho,
Ki naukri tum karo aur salary meri ho.
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch aur chaar taang paoge.
Aankho se aansuo ki judaai kar do,
Dil se ghamo ki vidaai kar do,
Agar dil na lagey kahin tow,
Aa jaao mere ghar ki SAFAAi kar do..!!
Musibat ka syrup ho tum,
Aafat ka Injection ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai tumhe kyun ki..
Dosti ka OXYGEN ho tum.
Dost ruthe to rab ruthe,
fir ruthe to jag chhute,
agar fir ruthe dil tute,
aur agar fir ruthe?
nikal danda..
maar sale ko jab tak danda na tute.
Tu kahe to chaand taare tod du,
Tu kahe to bandh darwaaje khol du,
Tu kahe to yeh duniya chhod du,
Tu ek baar haske to dekh mere dost,
Tere saare gande daanton ko tod du.
Arz hai-
Roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai
char din ki h zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
Agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai.
वो इश्क़ मे यारो कमाल कर बैठी लिख कर
''I love you'' send to all कर बैठी। 
Tumse mil kar ho gaya zindagi se pyar,
Ab humein chhod kar mat jana yaar,
Bin tere hum jee na paayenge,
Tum na hoge to hum ULLU kise banayenge.
Mohabat karne wale ko inqar achha nahi lagata ,
Duniya walo ko iqrar achha nahi lagata ,
Jab tak ladaka ladaki bhag na jaye,
Gharwalo ko pyar sachha nahi lagata.
Ho rahi hai baarish..
Lag rahi hai thand..
Ho rahi hai barish..
Lag rahi hai thand
tan tana tan tan.. tan tana tan tan.
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Meri prem kahani ka kya ajeeb ending tha,
Maine propose kia SMS se,
Kambakth woh uski shaadi tak pending tha.
Krishna ke kadmon pe kadam badhate chalo,
Ab murli nahi to siti hi bajate chalo,
Radha to ghar wale dilayenge hi magar,
Tab tak gopiyon ko hi patate chalo.
Bindas muskurao kya gam hai,
Zindgi me tension kisko kam hai,
Yaad karne wale to bahut hai aapko,
Dil se ‘TANG’ karne wale to sirf HUM hai.
Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab GF Se Shaadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
Arz kya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi,
aur
phool khilne se pahle bakri kha gayi.
Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye,
Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye,
Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost,
Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.
Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai..
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Wah wah…
Aja hai mangal, kal tha peer..
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar ‘FAQEER’.
Unki gali se mera janaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye janaza nikla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere dost siti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera janaza kamine usko patane lage.
Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,
fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.
Ishq K Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq K Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain.
Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge.
Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,
Woh to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai.
Log ishq karte hain bade shor ke saath,
Humne bhi kiya tha bade zor ke saath,
Magar ab karenge zara gaur ke saath,
Kyunki kal dekha tha use kisi aur ke saath.
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
Husan ke tevar nukeele ho gaye,
Hum izhar karne me thode dhele ho gaye,
Aur udhar unke hath peele ho gaye.
Baharo ful barsao mera dost aaya hai,
hotho pe muskan gali me mahak laya hai,
barso tak thi jise pani se allergy...
wo aaj lux se nahaya hai.
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai,
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne,
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai.
Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,
Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,
Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,
To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.
Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge,
raat mein deepak jalte rahenge,
khudaa aapko saari khushiyaan de,
baaki takleef to hum dete hi rahenge.
Mohabat karne wale ko inqar achha nahi lagata ,
Duniya walo ko iqrar achha nahi lagata ,
Jab tak ladaka ladaki bhag na jaye,
Gharwalo ko pyar sachha nahi lagata.
Lamha Lamha karke waqt guzar jayega,
7 fero ka sathi tumse bandh diya jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai yaaro kisi ko pata lo,
Kya pata kal kisi ka pataya hua maal..
Tumhein saup diya jayega.
Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi,
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi,
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi,
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.
Tumhari naam ki gazalein
Chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai.
Par kya karu yeh zalim
Khwab amavas ki raat ko hi aata hai.
Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta dunia mein,
Sirf dosti hi.. "NOT FOR SALE" HAI.
Chiragon mein agar noor na hota,
To tanha dil itna majbur na hota,
Kasam se hum aapse milne zarur aate,
Agar aapka aashiyana itni door na hota.
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe..
Yun hanste hanste..
Mere dost he bade hoshiyaar,
Keh denge BHABHI ji namaste.
Apni raah khud chuno,
Dil jo kahe vahi karo,
Apne peechche walon ko aage mat jane do,
Aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo,
Tabhi ek achche rikshaw waale ban paaoge.
पगली प्यार दिखाएगी तो प्यार पाएगी
एट्टीटुड दिखाएगी तो थप्पड खाएगी।
Arz kiya hai…
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
LIC wale bhi kya gazab dhate hain,
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baith k ..
Husband ke marne ke fayde batate hain. 
India ki reet-ladki agar apni marzi se patjaye to pyar,
agar dost pata de to uphar,
agar gharwale le aaye to sanskar,
aur agar khud pata kar ghar leaao to hahakar.
Zamin par wo mera naam likhte hai aur mitate hai.
Unka to timepass ho jata hai….
Kambhakt mitti mein hum mil jate hai.
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12th pass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
 Phone ke rishte bhi kitne ajib hote hai,
Balance rakh ke bhi log garib hote hai,
Msgs karne ki taqlif hoti nahi unse,
Khud muft msg padne ke kitne shoukin hote hai.

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