LolBabu.in - Whatsapp Status in Hindi

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February 13, 2018

Top 20 Funny Whatsapp Status Of The Day

Funny Whatsapp Status
Funny Status

Me and my bed are perfect for each other,
but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Some people are like clouds.
When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly
remember everything I forgot to do.

I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.'
That way when I forget it, it always reminds me,
'Your password is incorrect.'

Don’t know where your kids are in the house?
Turn off the internet, and they’ll show up quickly.

At night, I can’t fall asleep.
In the morning, I can’t get up.

If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly,
then why did it fall off?

If you’re hotter than me,
then that means I’m cooler than you.

They say "don’t try this at home"
so I’m coming over to your house to try it.

As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up
when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus,
so I could slap eight people at once.

My goal this weekend is to move…
just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back,
but when you hang out with them
they check their phone every minute.

Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people
without getting caught.
It’s like Facebook & Whatsapp in real life.

You love flowers, but you cut them.
You love animals, but you eat them.
You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared.

When nothing is going right, go left.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

My wallet is like an onion,
opening it makes me cry.

Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app,
they’ll start using it.

Life always offers you a second chance.
It’s called tomorrow.

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