February 13, 2018

Top 20 Funny Whatsapp Status Of The Day


Me and my bed are perfect for each other, 
but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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Some people are like clouds. 
When they go away, it’s a brighter day.

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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly 
remember everything I forgot to do.

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I changed my password everywhere to 'incorrect.' 
That way when I forget it, it always reminds me, 
'Your password is incorrect.'

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Don’t know where your kids are in the house? 
Turn off the internet, and they’ll show up quickly.

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At night, I can’t fall asleep. 
In the morning, I can’t get up.

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If Cinderella’s shoe fits perfectly, 
then why did it fall off?

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If you’re hotter than me, 
then that means I’m cooler than you.

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They say "don’t try this at home" 
so I’m coming over to your house to try it.

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As your best friend, I’ll always pick you up 
when you fall, after I finish laughing.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, 
so I could slap eight people at once.

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My goal this weekend is to move… 
just enough so people don’t think I’m dead.

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Never trust someone who takes hours to text you back, 
but when you hang out with them 
they check their phone every minute.

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Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people 
without getting caught. 
It’s like Facebook & Whatsapp in real life.

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You love flowers, but you cut them. 
You love animals, but you eat them. 
You tell me you love me, so now I’m scared.

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When nothing is going right, go left.

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I wish my wallet came with free refills.

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My wallet is like an onion, 
opening it makes me cry.

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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, 
they’ll start using it.

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Life always offers you a second chance. 
It’s called tomorrow.

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